Love Guru Blaire Believes in Aliens?

I just happened to take a look at Love Guru Blaire's twitter today and noticed that she shared a link to her video called "My Book About Aliens Is Complete - Want To Read It?" Oh, yes. Our lovely racist friend believes in aliens. Not only that but she has talked with them and written a book!

Blaire apparently begun talk to Zeks the alien and his friends on March 31st 2014. They were the ones that told her to write a book about their experiences together and what they would be teaching her.

Zeks also gave her the title of the book, "How Aliens Put Me into Power". If aliens put her into power then they must be working with Satan.

In the video she also mentions her "Kudalini" (SP?) rising. Apparently this is some sexual thing. She had sex with Zeks because he wanted her "kudalini" to rise.

Blaire has some idea that her alien interactions are fucking ridiculous because she mentions being hesitant to post this video. But she did post the video and not only that but she is looking for beta readers. So, if you just cannot wait to read all about Blaire and her "star family" then you can email her and request to be a beta reader. However, she is charging people to be beta readers (Really? Isn't it usually the other way around or free? Come on, Blaire.) so keep that in mind.

Love Guru Blaire Supports Michael Dunn and is Racist

One of the requirement in being a Guru is having the ability to understand and connect to all kinds of people. Blaire has taken this to heart. She is such an awesome guru that she even has compassion for middle aged white men who shoot black teenagers then try to claim self defense despite all evidence saying otherwise.

I write this as I watch the Michael Dunn trial on HLN. I also love reading twitter when watching trials especially in cases like this when everyone is talking about a trial. That's how I cam across Blaire's tweets. She tweeted a lot so I am only posting a few samples but you can read here tweets @LoveGuruBlaire.

According to the love Guru, people don't shoot other people based on skin color. Hate crimes are not real and racism is over! It is so wonderful that we have such an enlightened person telling us all of this.

Obviously it is Davis' fault for getting killed. All he had to do was "behave".

This tweet is less about the trial but shows how conceited she is. She thinks she's important enough to get a reply from HLN's Vinnie Politan and actually expects a reply.

Love Guru Blaire is also gracing us with her opinions on the trial in the form of youtube videos. Why do I feel like she is just using this trial to get attention and business for herself? Oh! But that can't be true because in her videos she says "This is the show where I talk about current news stories and give my spiritual and psychological take on it for the sake of awaking, educating, enlightening and empowering society." How nice of her to let us know what we should be thinking about the Dun Trial - support Michael Dunn!

She really does not seem like the kind of person you want to take love advice from.

Hecate is NOT a Genie

It is bad enough that I have to keep telling Wiccans and Neopagans that Hecate is not a crone but now she is getting confused for a Djinn? For those of you who don't know what a Djinn is, it is basically a Genie but without the magic lamp. Usually they are "bound" to rings though. Djinn have been a part of Arabian folklore for decades and are now a part of Islamic folklore. Hecate is of course neither an Arabian nor an Islamic figure.


Hecate is the GREEK GODDESS of magic witchcraft and necromancy. She also guards the crosswords, is an underworld deity and scary as fuck.

A goddess cannot be "binded" to a ring. Do I really need to explain why you can't bind a god to an item and make that god grant all your wishes and perform magic for you? Really?

I only bring this up because I have found yet more spirit keepers nonsense.

This time, MOONSTAR7SPIRITS is trying to sell "Haunted Ring djinn Goddess of Magick Hecate extremely powerful for getting everything you want" on etsy.

Let's take a look at this one of a kind (really, it is one of a kind) magical, goddess binding ring!

Goddess Hecate greatly aids and blesses those she chooses. You are not here by chance.

Flattery will get you no where.

This ring is alive with the energy of Goddess HECATE!. It Glows with paranormal energy!

No it doesn't because you, a mortal human, cannot control, harness, trap or do anything else to a goddess or her powers. This is like Religion 101. Also, Hecate is not paranormal.

Goddess Hecate will be your favorite metaphysical item as she whisks you out of the ordinary and into the magickal life of a true God or Goddess!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breaths* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Magical with a k.... Hecate is not a metaphysical item.... She went from a goddess to a djinn to paranormal energy to a metaphysical item!

More Etsy Djinn Finds

Because I just can't with the blatant scams online.

This "Djinn Spirit/Entity Offerings" looks an awfully lot like three bags of glitter. And the Vampire Offerings are bags of red sand.

This "haunted old Vampire altar board! See our dolls djinn ring witchcraft voodoo occult books metaphysical paranormal evp ghost everything else" (fucking shitty long ass title) does not look old AT ALL. It is way too shiny and that red writing looks like it was painted on yesterday.

2 Haunted old eerie possessed spirit dolls ! Oh come on! Now childhood dolls are haunted? I mean, I know I used to joke that my doll was haunted because it would random start making noises in the middle of the night without anyone touching it but that was just the battery dying. $329 for some old fucking dolls that someone claims is haunted by a powerful, magical spirits. No. Get the fuck off etsy - get the fuck all the whole internet right now!

That's it. I can't click the next button any more. I'm taking a break from "spirit keepers" and random possessed crap.

Capitalism at Its Finest

I should change this blog to CreepyHollowsScams.blogspot.com. There's just so much on this site that makes me angry.

Take a look at the Egyptian styled pendant picture on the left. Creepy Hollows is selling it for $175. The ridiculous prince for something you can probably find on Alibaba for less than $2. Let's see what makes this worth $175 though.

This King Tut pendant is enchanted to bring the owner insight into the ancient Egyptian civilizations

Read a book! Fuck. Just read the wikipedia page.

provide a window of visionary interaction during sleep cycle through lucid dreaming, provide support & power during any spiritual, astral, magickal, or mystical endeavors, and be an overall source of influence for guidance & wisdom!

You can do this yourself though. If you are looking at Creepy Hollows, then you probably work with magic. Do the magic yourself. Find a free spell online and enhance your jewelry yourself. Ask me and I'll just give you a spell!

Is Zeus Potty Trained?

This Creepy Hallows site really is something else. I stumbled across it again while searching for folklore related resources and I just cannot believe what people are getting away with. I stumbled across a forum post that linked to this fuckery. People actually brought this.... thing.

The title of this item for sale is: 20 IMMORTALS ~ SUPREME POWERS AT YOUR COMMAND

Oh boy! You mean I can have my very own pet god!

I did not know it was this easy to control the gods. And to think, all I need is a shiny white ball and I will have 20 Greek gods under my command. It's only $500 too! WOW!!!!

I cannot believe the scams out there.

Listen, if you want to contact a god (to worship because you cannot control a god), buy a $1 candle, offer something simple like part of your dinner or a cup of water/milk/wine/etc. and invite that god to your home. Tell him or her that you are interesting in possibly worshiping and working with them. The gods can help you with things like money and love but not in the way this site is making it out to be. You cannot control a god but you can form a relationship with them FOR FREE. Fuck. You don't even need a $1 candle. Just give the god some water and say hi. That's how you get something started FOR FREE.

Are You Sick or is it a Fairy?

I have seen some crazy theories within the witch and pagan communities, but even I am surprised to see this. Apparently, according to fairy lore, fairies can give someone an illness. Hmmm. maybe the cold I have is just a fairy attacking me!

This is just stupid, folks. Fairies are blamed for everything nowadays. This is stupider than the girl who thought fairies were on her legs because her legs felt hot but it turns out it was just because she was on her laptop for hours. Really. And now fairies can cause a person to get sick if that person hurt a fairy.

The last thing we need is more people trying to cure an actual illness with magic or a magical herbs list instead of going to a doctor.